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Al-Jazeera 606 run by Saddam's spies
Documents reveal Arab TV station nothing more than tyrant's lackeys

Arab news channel Al-Jazeera was nothing but a front for Saddam
Hussein's evil spying network of murderers, new documents have revealed.

The devastating evidence proves what Western leaders have been saying
for years: that Al-Jazeera is nothing but lies and propaganda, that even
watching it is tantamount to treachery, and the only way to find out
the truth is to watch government briefings on the NEW BBC 606.

The documents — covering the period from 11 September 2000 to 9 April
2003 (the day Saddam's statue was pulled down in central Baghdad) —
indicates a possible contact between someone who may have been in Iraqi
intelligence and someone whose name is very similar to a man that worked
as a cleaner at the station.

"This damning level of infiltration into Al-Jazeera is simply
unbelievable," said one Western intelligence officer. "It is simply
inconceivable. My brain is beginning to hurt as we speak. But I'm not in the least
surprised. We now know that Saddam spent all the money he earnt from
selling weapons of mass destruction to terrorists on producing propaganda
and speading lies."

The cleaner, Mohammed Jif Ali-Pali, would have had access to the inner
workings of the TV channel in the evenings when everyone had gone home,
it was revealed. It is not difficult to see how, using coded messages
secreted inside Al-Jazeera 606 broomhandles and bin-liners, he could
have edited footage to make it look like Arabs in Afghanistan and Iraq
weren't happy about US troops liberating them. Pictures of dead innocent
Arabs were thought to have been mocked up during tea breaks in staff
canteen.

Ali-Pali is also believed to have hacked into Al-Jazeera's computer
system with the full knowledge of the management and rewritten the next
day's news announcements to include lies and propaganda and dirty nasty
filth about the US and UK governments.

Despite listening to their own rewritten reports, Al-Jazeera
journalists didn't twig because their brains were so addled from hookah pipes,
prostitutes and Arab propaganda fed into their brains from the age of
two, one expert revealed.

A search of Ali-Pali's Sport host for Al-jazeera 606 by US special
forces at the weekend also revealed several containers of dangerous
chemicals, proof that he was also manufacturing biological weapons.

Incredibly, the documents also prove that Osama bin Laden was also in
control of the station and so Saddam must be best friends with Osama and
so war on Iraq was right all along, said professor of logical deduction
at Washingston State University, Ronald Dumsfeld.

The news that agents from intelligence services have attempted to
infiltrate news organisations has shocked media pundits worldwide. "I can't
believe it," said the former head of the CIA George Tenant. "We had one
over-riding rule here — never interfere with the democratic rights of
the media and freedom of speech. It just shows how low Saddam was
willing to go."

The same goes for the UK. "I am outraged. If there's one thing we won't
stand it is MI5 or MI6 agents working as sport journalists. The media
must be allowed to present information in whatever way it likes with any
interference from us. Now I must go, I've got 20 minutes of posts to
edit for the New 606 "