Help me! BBC Censored

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Help me!Posting:So what I am about to say is about as socially acceptable as riding a goat in front a packed rush-hour train. Never have, never will. Don't like the idea at all. No way, Jose.I would not deny the potential of the menage-a-trois, but there is a world of difference between the gentle soft-focus explorings of genteel realities of drinking from the cup whilst being raided from behind.That's not to say that many women might not derive great results from the diamond formation. Many girlfriends have described the experience as "transcendental", or even "quite enjoyable". It's interesting to note that every one of these women is Catholic. It's as if they have some genetic predilection for the forbidden. After all, what's the point of turning up at confession if you don't have something worth confessing?But to we Protestants, its like Iceland: you go there because someone told you'd like the locals, only to find that there are too many for a truly satisfying strike. Indeed, there are many places far more hospitable. What on earth is wrong with lying back on the bed and thinking of England while your partner watches Villa. ;)