Aston Villa Banned by BBC

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Despite promising to be a winner, a dark cloud is looming concerning
discord on the set. Mourinho's demands are putting the production team
under great stress, and the usual plush trailer accommodation has been
refused by a screaming Mourinho as being "fKn faeces", and has been
replaced with a traditionally-constructed Roman Villa complete with mosaic
depictions of his triumphs over the Mancunii, Arsenii and Scousorix
tribes and hypercaust underfloor heating fuelled entirely by the heat
generated by a raging, title-less Alexus Maximus Fergusonius.

We caught up with the newly re-crowned Emperor Mourinho at his
residence during a break in shooting, and were ushered grovelling into his
exalted presence. He was languishing on his chaise-longue, clearly
exhausted after his latest Bacchanalian orgy, and his toga was strategically
parted to enable kneeling football hobbit Joe Cole to administer
enthusiastic and skilful fellatio.

He dismissed any rumours that his demands were unreasonable screaming,
"What the fk!? Nobody questions me, nobody I tell you. I'll have their
bunch fed to the reserve team for this."