Mediawatch banned by BBC

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Government to ban Mediawatch
Unpixelated filth provokes proscription.
The Government has announced plans to ban Mediawatch after the BBC
aired graphic scenes of its members engaged in a highly inappropriate group
activity outside Television Centre on Saturday night. Members of
Mediawatch were pictured shamelessly professing their faith in an omnipotent
chritian god who “loves mankind”.

As soon as the footage aired, the BBC was inundated with thousands of
complaints. One caller’s views were typical: “I had just sat down in
front of the TV with all of my family and suddenly the screen was filled
with this massive prrick. I think he said his name was John Beyer. There
was no warning and he wasn’t even pixelated. My grandmother could have
been watching, but thankfully she died several years ago.”

Mr Beyer, the director of Mediawatch, defended the event thus: “We live
in a free society. If these people don’t want to watch one of our
demonstrations why don’t they just do the logical thing and switch to
another channel. Haven’t they got anything better to do with their time than
sit around complaining? Jasus foc*king Chrrist!”

However, as the number of complaints climbed to over a million, a
spokesman for the communications regulator Ofcom announced that it would be
taking action after seeing a copy of Mediawatch’s membership list:
“This document is utterly obscene. I’ve never seen anything like it: just
pages and pages of can*ts and as for the committee, it’s just a
collection of mother-foc*kers. I can’t see any justification for there being
that number of can*ts in one place so we have no option but to recommend
that the organisation be closed down.”

Last night, as the BBC logged its ten billionth complaint (from a
tribesman in the Amazonian jungle) Mediawatch remained defiant. An upbeat Mr
Beyer told The Rockall Times: “We shall fight on. You cannot silence
us. If I get my way we’re going to be on New BBC 606 quite a lot in the
next few weeks and in October we plan to open on Broadway. See you
there!”