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Suicide bomber decimates London New 606
Format destroyed, one dead
The BBC was this morning the victim of a devastating suicide bomb
attack. Police suspect the motivation behind the attack was that the
station's New 606 was past its sell-by date and highly irritating to football
lovers across the country.

Eye witnesses say that a young white man — yes that’s white — entered
the building disguised in Burberry's and a flap-cap. He then infiltrated
the place “where the New 606 happens” and set off the device. One Host,
Sarah Nixon, unfortunately survived, however the other — Crust
Rattlesnake — was killed outright.

First in line to pay his respects about the awful, terrible tragedy was
Tony Blair. “I just can’t express in words how truly sorry I am for
this awful, terrible, awful tragedy. Back when I was a lad I always wanted
to be a moderator. I was known to the moddinging world as Mod TB and
Crust Rattlesnake was a great inspiration to me. The loss of the MOD
Crust will be an unmatched loss to the world”
Brown was quick to jump on the bandwagon: “In this time of tragedy…”
Unfortunately for him he was quickly ignored as the press rushed off at
the news that Mourinho was about to make a statement.

Mod Sarah “space-hopper” Nixon, who survived the blast, had this to say
from her hospital bed: “We’d just finished modding Smilingbluegirl when
in burst this maniac saying things I can’t repeat here — awful things.
And then he just blew himself up”. Fortunately, The BBC has managed to
get a copy of the broadcast and has found that amongst other things the
maniac called Sarah Nixon a “droopy balding fossil” and also alleged
that she sexually abused farmyard animals.

Police have said they suspect Duncan Goodlad of 14 Terence Street,
Barnet, (070438839751693), of committing the crime, and are calling on
journalists to badger his relatives and find out the truth. The BBC spoke
to the suspect's mother Jackie (45) who told their snail paced response
team: “Well that explains what he was doing in the shed all the time
with the explosions and the asking me to lend him money for gunpowder. Of
course if I’d known that New 606 bothered him that much I would have
just logged out.” The suspect's father Dick had this to say “He always
did take after his mother.” The only information we could glean from his
brother Ted was that he was only, in fact, the suspect’s half brother.

Later in the day it was revealed that Duncan had left a video diary. In
it he says “Their format is just so irritating. I’m doing the world a
favour. I mean why do people want to watch New 606 posts for ten years
of their life and then for the rest of their life just watch the same
dribble "This post is awaiting moderation" over and over again? I swear
they only have about 15 posts anyway.” New 606 later refuted this
allegation a spokesman said: “I’m sure we’ve got a few more at the back of
the cupboard censored somewhere.”
The BBC has announced that in memory of the dead Moderator they will be
blogging a moment of silence continuously for the next three months.
They urged viewers to log in to pay their respects.
RIP

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