Goodbye 606 BBC

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Goodbye 606 - by SNSUN

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Doctor Who the fc*k you lookin' at?
As part of its ongoing effort to contemporize the revamped Doctor Who,
the BBC this morning unveiled the latest addition to the cast. The
Doctor's new galactic nemesis will be Chavros, a heinous genetic mongrel,
half dalek, half chav. "Everyone hates Chavs," said a BBC spokesman,
"and I can assure you that the Doctor gives this fc*ker a good pasting."
Plot details are scant, but it is understood that Chavros' reign of
terror on earth will involve unleashing a plague of Burberry caps,
hamburger "restaurants", dodgy benefit claims and teenage pregnancies. The old
catchphrase of "Exterminate" will be replaced with a stream of
profanity and random invitations to violence. No official word as yet, but
predictably enough on hearing he was to be replaced in the New 606, Davros
was reported to be "very very very angry".