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Subject:Mandarin, Coarse Anglo-SaxonContent:guideFLIES NEVER VISIT AN EGG THAT HAS NO CRACKLiving as they do under an authoritarian and notoriously censoriousregime, Chinese citizens have long been fed a steady diet ofpropaganda. But as if being subjected to the particular doctrines andprinciples of an evil Communist Party isn't bad enough, the lives of1,306,313,812 people are about to get a whole lot worse now it'semerged that Chelsea are to produce a Mandarin-language website in amove to build the "club's brand" in the Far East."Clearly we are becoming more popular and this is the right time totake that to the next level," droned the club's business affairsdirector Paul Smith, suggesting the Premiership champions are theobject of far less derision in China than they are at home. "The realwinners of this co-operation are the fans themselves who will nowhave far easier access to the world of football," declared CharlesChao, chief executive of Chinese internet portal Sina, no doubtreferring to fans whose only previous access to the world of footballinvolved long hours in the sweatshop sewing footballs and replicashirts.And in the day's other sensational news, Valencia president Juan Solerhas said his club doesn't want to sell Spain striker David Villa,while Chelsea have confirmed they don't want to buy him. "Officiallywe have not received any interest or an offer from Chelsea forVilla," he told reporters this morning, to which Chelsea's sportingdirector Frank Arnesen replied: "I don't know anything." With Villa'sbuy-out clause set at GBP100m, expect this one to limp and limp.