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Subject:Martin and RandyPosting:Commenting on Joey Barton's expose at Everton, professional pundit and part-time supermodel Mark Lawrenson spoke to reporters outside a wine bar in Soho's Wardour Street. "This brings a whole new angle to the expression 'in his locker'," sneered Lawrenson who seems contractually obligated by the BBC to mention footballer's lockers as many times as possible in the 2006-2007 season. "Ray Stubbs and I were saying just the other day, that Joe Cole was playing like a cad and based on video footage I've seen of him and big John Terry I can confirm it's the closest either of them will get to a gentleman's club in Soho square. ." laughed Lawrenson of the two Londoners. "We have recommended Joey to Steve as excellent *'ballstaff' material"*'See Urban Dictionary' if you want to be a Supermodel.This e-mail, and any attachment, is confidential. If you have receivedit in error, please delete it from your system, do not use or disclosethe information in any way, and notify us immediately. The contents ofthis message may contain personal views which are not the views of theBBC, unless specifically stated.